Perverts.

  • In case people had no idea how oblivious I am to certain things, such as perverts:
  • *at a mall, dressed up*
  • Guy friend: "you really don't notice do you?"
  • Me: "... Notice what?"
  • Guy friend: "middle aged men staring at you... & that guy" *points to a guy with a gf staring at me*
  • Me: "well no I don't... I'm clearly not conceited enough"
  • *suddenly feels self conscious*