February 2012
youfilthywh0re:
have you ever been that sad, that your entire body just aches and it feels like you’re actually falling apart?
2 tags
Dear Future Boyfriend.
I love you and you love me… and when I see you and you ask me out I’ll be so happy. I’m making you wait to ask me in person in a few weeks because I want to see you blush, but I’ll blush too so don’t worry. I’m scared… I am terrified. Feeling this way makes me feel so exposed. What if you get sick of me? I can be pretty insecure btw. It’s the result...
“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally...”
– Dr. Seuss (via antsyhands)
3 tags
“I want to make you feel like you’ve made the right choice and give you the...”
– A guy that has been talking to me.
girls vs boys (bag edition)
thefuuuucomics:
2 tags
Love is like cocaine apparently →
3 tags
Classy customer
Co worker: what will you be having tonight?
Customer: can I eat you (out) for dinner?
1 tag
Perverts.
In case people had no idea how oblivious I am to certain things, such as perverts:
*at a mall, dressed up*
Guy friend: "you really don't notice do you?"
Me: "... Notice what?"
Guy friend: "middle aged men staring at you... & that guy" *points to a guy with a gf staring at me*
Me: "well no I don't... I'm clearly not conceited enough"
*suddenly feels self conscious*
5 tags
“You can lie, cheat and steal. You can start wars and bankrupt the country....”
– The ideas of March