Posted 1 hour ago

science-and-coke:

oddbagel:

eggito:

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

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Posted 1 hour ago

itistimetodisappear:

thedorkiestviking:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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Oh bother.

I still say this was hilarious fuck you guys

GODDAMNIT

GET OUT

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soul-encased-in-earth-and-meat:

thingsreplacedwithsloths:

just dreams

THE GIF IS BACK.

WHAT THE FUCK! I’LL HAVE NIGHTMARES NOW!

soul-encased-in-earth-and-meat:

thingsreplacedwithsloths:

just dreams

THE GIF IS BACK.

WHAT THE FUCK! I’LL HAVE NIGHTMARES NOW!

Posted 1 hour ago

onedaythey:

Hannibal | 2x08 - Su-Zakana

"You have a shadow."

FUCK I NEED TO CATCH UP

Posted 1 hour ago

My relationship with my followers

  1. Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.
  2. Followers:
  3. Me:
  4. Followers:
  5. Me: okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.
Posted 7 hours ago

Something to help my current lack of gym access. #fitness #handgrip

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Sassy Aerith not taking any of Squall’s “damsel in distress” bullshit!

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I wanted to change history. Make things better.

Posted 21 hours ago

buzzardlovesong:

North Carolina and Tennessee, January 2014.